Inspired by life's ebb and flow...

A lot of the people Ive met in the last several years are really fucked up. They complain about their "friends" behind their backs and in public forum, go out of their way to lie in everyones face, and put themselves at the ultimate level while belittling everyone else, all while contributing zero to society. They consume unreasonable quantities of alcohol, play too many video games and brag of their sexual escapades, regardless if any or all are true. They blame others for their failures, make excuses for why things didnt work out and carry around an overall disdain for anyone who may be content to not live this way. They are in college but remain uneducated because they seal themselves off from the world by not watching anything but cartoons and not reading anything thats not required for school. The only thing they seem sure about is that their degree, if they get one before daddy cuts them off financially, will assure them a job making 6+ figures at the top of a Fortune company. In the meantime, the most important thing for these twenty-something nobodies seems to be myriad he-said-she-said crap in which grownups, at least by normal society standards, are not usually the participants. Why I ever seeked validation from a group of such dillusional fucks, Ill never know.

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